Japan just hit 13 on the wierd shit-o-meter

[pfarber]

So I'm watching Aljeezera (no shit, they make some kick ass documentaries) about Japan. They talk about the low marriage and birth rates (yo, Japan, stop wasting 60+ hours a week at work with your thumbs up you asses and go get laid) and they talk about people who just gave the fuck up. Evidently J-woman are a huge hassle for these herbivore pussies... er.. men and some have just given up.

Ever hear of life size dolls??? Now take that image and mix it in with Nippon-batshit-crazy-lonely-herbivore-men.

THIS IS WHAT YOU GET

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Not sure if that kid is impressed by the doll or freaked out by the grown ass man with his arm around it.

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You know damn well that dude's jerkin off (or worse... whatever that could mean) to these life sized adolescent anime... things. I mean WHAT DA FUCK.

Not sure weather I should blame J-women for being hard to get (I don't know... never dated one) but Jesus Christ what happened to that dude to give up pussy for plastic? I think I'd be gay before I self identified an 'mannequin'. I'm not really blaming this 'collector' for being a collector. I'm sure he's got a ton of money in those things. What gets me is that he's ATTACHED to them. Like in a relationship. I mean I like my toys. I love my dogs. But to give up on human companionship for plastic... no.. just no. And at this point he's to far gone... could you imagine what a date would think if she saw those things???

But the really sad fact is that I could recognize the doll/character and tell you what anime they were in.