ToHeart so bland you could taste it.

[pfarber]

So I burned through a 13 episode anime called ToHeart made in 1998/1999.

It wasn't bad, or good, it just was. I think I need to invent a new category for anime... like 'slice of life' (day to day shit), 'harem' (one boy, many girls), or 'school days' (shit that goes on in school).. I am going to call this new category 'sienfield' (shit that just is.. well.. there). I really can't even put down any real opinion of the series other than it starts, then ends. I mean that's about all that happens... sure the normal 'school days' stuff happens but no one fights, or argues... and while there is a robot (yeah, a robot... well, two actually) and a witch (yeah, a witch) and an extreme martial arts fighter (a tiny girl) nothing really happens to the main characters. Its like they wrote a drama... but somehow forgot the drama part. This anime seemed more like a government sponsored cultural indoctrination of the typical 'do your best!' attitude that Japan likes to think it has.

I mean, its OK to watch, but really don't expect much. Like nothing happens. Wait.. two people get a cold. I remember that much.

No fuck, marry, kill... I can't remember anything about them that would want to make me fuck, marry or kill any of them.